I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
He is an equal opportunity slut.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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