Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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