Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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