Your dad touched me again.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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