i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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