you would pick up someone in the library
i used baking grease as lip gloss
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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