Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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