yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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