1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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