Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Aashhhlleey hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(216): View more from Ohio

Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.

Fav 8 1218 2099
share tweet
(504): View more from Louisiana

i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls

Fav 12 5147 1303
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(339): View more from Massachusetts

Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.

Fav 20 6555 1276
share tweet
(603): View more from New Hampshire

She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?

Fav 11 1646 935
share tweet
(813): View more from Florida

Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.

Fav 5 1657 676
share tweet
(519): View more from Ontario

currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.

Fav 4 838 1287
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(631): View more from New York

he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan

Fav 19 2216 1183
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(715): View more from Wisconsin

Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.

Fav 3 736 510
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.

Fav 2 321 171
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT