never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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