Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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