4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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