that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Randomize
