I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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