kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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