would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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