Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
