I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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