He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
