It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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