So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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