Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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