walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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