quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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