sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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