My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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