So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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