Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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