So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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