what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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