You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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