Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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