Buhtt sex?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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