You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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