id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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