i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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