What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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