She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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