glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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