There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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