Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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