pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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