Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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