We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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