What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Where are you guys?
Drunk
the raccoons are back...
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