i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Randomize