Me too!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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