i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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