We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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