she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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