My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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